Friday, April 4, 2008

No Punchline Needed for Some News Items...

Happy Friday. I saw this AP item and just shook my head.

Rapper Remy Ma isn't letting jail derail her wedding plans. The Grammy-nominated artist aims to marry her fiance, fellow rapper Papoose, at Rikers Island jail while she awaits her sentencing for shooting a friend she suspected of stealing $3,000.
About 200 weddings a year are performed in the jailhouse.

I can just imagine what's on that bridal registry....

AND:

A 13-year-old was attacked in Fenway Park by a red-tailed hawk. She was touring Fenway Park on a school trip and was attacked by a resident hawk that drew blood from her scalp. The girl wasn’t seriously hurt. Her name? Alexa Rodriguez.

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