Thursday, February 19, 2009

What I Learned Friday

Does anyone miss Bush?

Conan O'Brien last NBC Late Night show is Friday Night. Can you believe he's been doing that show for 16 years? When he started as a nobody, NBC only would commit to him for three months stints at a time. I bet Letterman makes an appearance. Would be appropriate. Friggin Leno on a 10 pm? Just leave Jay--just leave.

There looks like lots of great bargains in the stock market. Knowing which stocks are headed up is the hard part.

Now that the apparent transfer of wealth has begun, when will I begin getting an extra $13 in my paycheck from BHO?

In reporting the attacking chimp story, the NY Daily News, I kid you not, actually got a quote from actress Morgan Fairchild, who worked with the beast. C'Mon! Can you imagine being the reporter getting this assignment from the City Editor?

Gotta love the acting skills of one Alex Rodriguez...Looking wistfully at his teammates during the fake, phony, press conference, the Lightning Rod was supposed to produce a tear. A-Rod, however, much like October performances, choked. And the people who expected Corporate Jeter to say something remotely controversial, well they were disappointed weren't they?

The Philadelphia Sports Card Show & Exhibition is rapidly approaching. The lead guest? Willie Mays who is charging $269 for the privilige of signing a baseball card. Signing a shirt or a hat will set you back hundreds more. To further drive home the point, Mr. Mays, the Website describes, will sign "Say Hey" but not "Say Hey Kid" For nearly three hundred smackers, Ol' Willie ought to be giving me a rubdown or shining my shoes.

Saw "The Wrestler"...loved it. I must see "Frost Vs. Nixon" before Sunday night...BY the way, I'll be blogging the Oscars live for those scoring at home.

That Tom Renney's job is on the line is one of the biggest jokes this or any sports season. Can he help it if he must replace Jaromir Jagr with Bradon Dubinsky or Ryan Callahan? I love Chris Drury but maybe this is not his year.

1 comment:

MVD said...

Couple things:

You claimed "you'd be blogging the Oscars live." I was hoping for some real-time video of this on YouTube, tongue hanging out of your mouth Charlie Brown style as you tap tap tapped away on the laptop. No such luck, and here we are on Monday afternoon.

Willie Mays shining your shoes, huh? Didn't the Post get into some trouble for an Obama-Chimp comparison. No worries here, of course, I thrive on the un-p.c. Surely you can work in a cotton plantation joke next week.

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