Friday, March 7, 2008

What McCain Was Thinking...


President Bush endorsed his one-time rival John McCain as the Republican nominee last week. What do you think McCain was thinking at this point?
6.) "I wonder if he actually believes what he's saying."
5.) "Please don't mention the Iraq War. Please don't mention the Iraq War."
4.) "I didn't know George was balding."
3.) "I can't be a worse president than he was"
2.) Christ. It's like anyone can be president.
1.) "I was a P.O.W. while he fagged out of the Texas National Guard. And he's president? I need a better agent. "

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